engy: YOU CHEATER! NOBODY CAN HAVE A FULL HAND OF ACES! sniper: hehehehehe demoman: It was the sniper, not me! sniper: woah now, don't pin this on me! I wasn't cheating. engy: how about this....YOU WERE BOTH CHEATING! spy: just sit down and i'll deal the cards again for pete sakes! engy: no way, i'm done. *walks out* spy: sore loser.
Engineer: Stop cheating! Demoman: make me! Engineer: ARRRGHH Engineer: C'mere, you one-eyed, cheatin' drunk! Demoman: Get yer stinkin' 'ands offa me, laddie, or you'll end up with one of me grenades up yer arse! Sniper: Aces...heheheheheheh... Spy: I don't know why I invite you buffoons to Poker-night! Imagine if pyro, Scout and heavy were there. Heavy: SPY IS CHEATER! Spy: I made a fair move, you blundering fool! Yelling at me is not going to help you. Scout: You better let him have it, Spy. Everybody knows it's not wise to upset a Heavy. Pyro: (mumbles) But no one's ever worried about upsetting me. Scout: That's cuz Pyros don't pull arms out of sockets when they lose. Heavies are known to do that. Pyro: *gulp* (mumbles) I see your point. Spy, take some good advice...let the Heavy win. Spy: What?! I didn't understand a word of that, you mumbling abomination! Heavy:RRRRRRAAAAWWWWRRR! Spy: Oh, merde... *Heavy break`s Spy`s Spine* Scout: ya did not listen spy so it`s you`r fault. Heavy: HA HA HA HA HA! I am winner by default! Scout: so you are fatty.*sip`s some Bonk atomic punch*